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You break it, you buy it! But also, if you buy it you are required to break it. You have to break it. You will not leave this website with all of your items intact. 

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The Oasists: The Flood

Part 16 of The Oasists story opens seconds after the end of Killer Mustache Hijinks, with tensions high and a tsunami of untempered emotion on the horizon. Flood warning! 

Quacks

Quacks is a poem about superstition, ducks, and superstitious ducks, that was inspired by the aformentioned ducks and my anecdotal superstition surrounding them.