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You break it, you buy it! But also, if you buy it you are required to break it. You have to break it. You will not leave this website with all of your items intact. 

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The Oasists: Killer Mustache Hijinks

The most recent episode of my ongoing desert themed picture book series, Killer Mustache Hijinks is the tale of a facial hair-themed prank gone wrong as parties collide somewhere past the mirror sea!

Quacks

Quacks is a poem about superstition, ducks, and superstitious ducks, that was inspired by the aformentioned ducks and my anecdotal superstition surrounding them.